{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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